Turning 30 Gag Gifts
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‘Shocking’ Gag Gum $4.99 I know you all remember trying to fool your friends by refolding a juicy fruit wrapper to look like a piece of gum. Well now its time to take it the next level and shock the heck out of them. This |
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‘Shocking’ Gag Lighter $5.99 Does anybody have a light? End this annoying habit as far as you’re concerned. Make people think twice about their nasty habit by startling them with a straight up electric shock from this stunning |
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Gifts $16.98 The eponymous first part of mclennan’s new book consists of fifty "gifts" each centred around words, phrases, or "glyphs" of language that initiate and replicate their own fractal transformations: some remain simply found fragments about which other words and phrases unfold, some lose themselves into pieces that we forget were once found, some mirror themselves in other forms, others become simply something other in language as it moves both with and away from them, each creating a syntax of meaning that is specific to its own occasion. All are addressed to the poet’s intimates–two dozen are, significantly, valentines–the rest admonitions, remembrances, messages and homages made public by the readers’ acts of witness. In part two, "incomplete," we are invited to watch the poet robbed of his intent as unexpected words interrupt his texts, turning declaratives into interrogatives, questions into requests: "would you leave (accidental) behind"–each poem an apparent loop of closure, but one that signifies its "failure" or incompletion by ending, or starting over again, with its first title] word. In part three, "weightless," the poet frees the signifier from the weight of the signified. He brackets and strikes through what we think of as "known" in the "real world" that is always outside language, because it is named]. What unifies or makes these four parts into a book are the personae the poet assigns to the lover: in the first as an intimate; in the second as an interruption of the determinative self–the other that brings us back to the self; in the third as an undefinable and thereby unattainable weightlessness; and finally as the gravitational pull of the landscape itself–all of them "unfinished" at the speaker’s age, as the title of part four implies: " sex at thirty-eight] unfinished shield notes: letters to g." |
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Turning 30 $10.46 This book is in New – Excellent condition |
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Funny 65th Birthday Gag Gifts Funny Light T-Shirt by CafePress $20 This hilarious 90th birthday gag gift is the perfect prank present for that wonderful man or woman. Funny Light T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Look cool without breaking the bank. Our durable, high-quality, pre-shrunk 100% cotton t-shirt is what to wear when you want to go comfortably casual. Preshrunk, durable and guaranteed.5.6 oz. 100% cotton. Standard fit. |
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Funny 50th Birthday Gag Gifts Funny Light T-Shirt by CafePress $20 This hilarious 90th birthday gag gift is the perfect prank present for that wonderful man or woman. Funny Light T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Look cool without breaking the bank. Our durable, high-quality, pre-shrunk 100% cotton t-shirt is what to wear when you want to go comfortably casual. Preshrunk, durable and guaranteed.5.6 oz. 100% cotton. Standard fit. |
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Funny 60th Birthday Gag Gifts Funny Light T-Shirt by CafePress $20 This hilarious 90th birthday gag gift is the perfect prank present for that wonderful man or woman. Funny Light T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Look cool without breaking the bank. Our durable, high-quality, pre-shrunk 100% cotton t-shirt is what to wear when you want to go comfortably casual. Preshrunk, durable and guaranteed.5.6 oz. 100% cotton. Standard fit. |
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Professionals Choice Charmaine James Sliding Gag Bit $61.95 Professionals Choice Charmaine James Sliding Gag Bit. This bit has been designed for better turning and stopping. It works well for all types of horses. The triple jointed mouthpiece is comfortable and will not pinch. |
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Charmayne James Ryan Sliding Gag Bit $72.99 Charmayne James Ryan Sliding Gag Bit Designed for better turning and stopping, and works well for all types of horses. The triple jointed mouthpiece is comfortable and will not pinch. Mouth 5 1/2″, Shank 7″ |
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Turning $11.7 Turning |
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Turning It $6.68 Turning It |
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Wanda Gag $13.59 Wanda Gag (pronounced |
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Concubine Kit $24.99 • Includes a soft Plaited Mini Flogger, Blindfold and Ball Gag • With the correct snap of the wrist, the tips of the whip deliver a sting • Fully adjustable Ball Gag is supple and squishy with an |
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Gag $12.73 A simple burglary spirals violently out of control when two professional thieves break into a Hollywood Hills mansion in search of riches, and instead find a man who has been bound and gagged imprisoned in the massive estate. Upon making their grim discovery, the morally conflicted pair makes a series of poor decisions that leads to a bloody battle for survival against a killer with no conscience and no remorse. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi Guide |
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Hilarious 90th Birthday Gag Gifts Funny Light T-Shirt by CafePress $20 This funny birthday gift idea is sure to make the birthday boy or girl laugh Funny Light T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Look cool without breaking the bank. Our durable, high-quality, pre-shrunk 100% cotton t-shirt is what to wear when you want to go comfortably casual. Preshrunk, durable and guaranteed.5.6 oz. 100% cotton. Standard fit. |
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Hilarious 80th Birthday Gag Gifts Funny Light T-Shirt by CafePress $20 This funny birthday gift idea is sure to make the birthday boy or girl laugh Funny Light T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Look cool without breaking the bank. Our durable, high-quality, pre-shrunk 100% cotton t-shirt is what to wear when you want to go comfortably casual. Preshrunk, durable and guaranteed.5.6 oz. 100% cotton. Standard fit. |
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Hilarious 70th Birthday Gag Gifts Funny Light T-Shirt by CafePress $20 This funny birthday gift idea is sure to make the birthday boy or girl laugh Funny Light T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Look cool without breaking the bank. Our durable, high-quality, pre-shrunk 100% cotton t-shirt is what to wear when you want to go comfortably casual. Preshrunk, durable and guaranteed.5.6 oz. 100% cotton. Standard fit. |
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KMSS 5 1/2 Cheek Hawkeye Gag Bit Sweet Iron Snaffle – 5 Mouth $32.95 KMSS Hawkeye Gag Bit KMSS Hawkeye Gag Bit. A good stainless steel short shank gag bit with sweet iron snaffle mouth. Rings on cheek permit bit to be used with snaffle rein and/or second pair of reins. The Hawkeye gag works well on horses that overflex, drop too low into the bit when stopping or drop shoulders when turning. 5 1/2 cheek. Size: 5 Mouth |
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Jumbo Afro Wig $14.99 Right on, Right on! Strut your funky stuff in this Jumbo Afro wig! Goes great with any gag costume. Available in black or |
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